Blossom: Six, you have to admit, your parents did give you a weird name, Six.
Six: My father says is how many beers it took.
Season 1, Episode: Pilot
Tony: Are you kidding? You are like my favorite person in the entire kitchen.
Season 1, Episode: Pilot
Season 5, Episode 18: The Departure
Blossom: Haven’t you ever known any women who’re just friends?
Grampa: You mean women I hanged out with and I didn’t sleep with?
Blossom: Yeah
Awkward pause
Grampa: Just my second wife.
Tony: Sometimes we all need a little hug, huh? Joey, come on over here and give dad a hug. Blossom, you too!
Joey: I love you dad.
Nick: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Blossom: Nothing, dad.
Nick: Don’t tell me nothing! You all look like dogs who have been in the garbage. Joey, did you flunk out of school?
Joey: No.
Nick: Did you fall off the wagon?
Tony: NO!
Nick: Are you pregnant? Something is going on, and I wanna know what it is.
